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"Lassiter Chaos" Unisex T-Shirt
"Lassiter Chaos" Unisex T-Shirt
$27.00
A J.R. Ward original, this quote perfectly captures the eternal struggle: be chill… or be Lassiter. For the reader trying to keep their cool while everything around them is one giant emotional dumpster fire—this one’s for you.
Equal parts wisdom and warning, this shirt says:
🌀 Find your inner peace.
📺 Unless there’s a celestial blond with the remote.
In which case? All bets are off.
Because sometimes, spiritual growth means knowing when to cause the chaos
Care Instructions
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Care Instructions
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Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
Product Details
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Product Details
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- Cotton-Polyester Blend
- Made in the USA
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