a beautiful, smiling African American plus sized woman is wearing a black shirt the says "Do not participate in the chaos that swirls around you"

Sh*t you wear

And show off.

Comfy enough to lounge in, bold enough to start conversations (or end them). Perfect for fans who want to channel their inner Warden—no apologies or f*cks given.

Sh*t You Can’t Live Without

Or can, but don't care.

Mark your spot, stick it to your laptop, or slap it on your water bottle—these bookmarks and stickers bring all the unfiltered Warden chaos you need to survive your next emotional rollercoaster. Packed with killer quotes, cheeky vibes, and just the right amount of “Look, f*ckers,” they’re basically the fandom essentials you didn’t know you needed.

Warden-Approved

Sh*t for your home

Perfect for fans who want their morning coffee and their home vibes to come with a side of f*ck you..

Officially Warden-approved. Unofficially the best damn merch your place will ever see.