Nothing says f**k the Lessers like this black-as-your-soul tote bag. Official gear for card-carrying haters, it’s big enough to haul your weapons, your smuggled booze, and maybe even a body part or two (no judgment). Sturdy straps mean it can take a pounding—just like you like it—and the bold design makes your allegiance to the Guild crystal clear: eternal loathing, zero mercy, maximum attitude.

• Heavy canvas with squared off bottom.
• 20"W x 15"H x 5"D
• 23" handles